So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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