laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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