if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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