i don't like sucking hair
Pappa wants mamma naked
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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