don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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