Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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