i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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