good thing vaginas are great cup holders
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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