This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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