He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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