My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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