i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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