butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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