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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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