normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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