Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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