is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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