Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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