Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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