her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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