I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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