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yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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