Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He better not be in your backpack
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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