Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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