Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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