The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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