Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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