her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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