i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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