He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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