Dual....:-)
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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