I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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