normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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