turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
