So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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