I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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