i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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