oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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