My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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