I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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