Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
