Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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