seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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