well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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