I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
