Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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