After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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