Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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