I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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