I accidentally burped into my bong.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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