Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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