pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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